October 15, 2007 – Uh oh. A world renowned meteorologist is questioning The Goracle.

Dr. William Gray, come on down!

One of the world’s top meteorologists is saying that Al Gore doesn’t know what the heck he’s talking about.  And Dr. William Gray confirms, almost verbatim, what I’ve pointed out in my columns several times — that you have to be a rabidly arrogant ignoramus to think you and your fellow humans could actually be capable of affecting global temperatures.

Here’s an excerpt from the article:

Dr Gray, whose annual forecasts of the number of tropical storms and hurricanes are widely publicised, said a natural cycle of ocean water temperatures – related to the amount of salt in ocean water – was responsible for the global warming that he acknowledges has taken place.However, he said, that same cycle meant a period of cooling would begin soon and last for several years.

“We’ll look back on all of this in 10 or 15 years and realise how foolish it was,” Dr Gray said.

I’ve also previously argued that “global warming” scientists aren’t speaking the truth because, if they did, they’d be out of jobs and have to go do something real — like flip burgers at McDonalds.  Dr. Gray pretty much confirms this to be the case:

“It bothers me that my fellow scientists are not speaking out against something they know is wrong,” he said. “But they also know that they’d never get any grants if they spoke out. I don’t care about grants.”

Unabomber  

Unaboring

Here’s a fun little exercise.  Check out this quiz, which asks you to attribute quotes to either Al Gore or the Unabomber.  A friend of mine credited Gore with the most coherent ones and the Unabomber with the most psychotic…and he scored 25%.  See if you can do better.

And in other news, Iranian terrorists thought it would be a good idea to flirt with the idea of knocking off Putin during his visit there this week.  Idiots.  Don’t they know that he’s a black belt in karate judo???  Plus a black belt in killing people?

The Muzzie terrorists don’t like Putin because of the way he constantly puts the smackdown on “Chechen rebels” (aka Muzzie terrorists in Russia).  But they’re really messing with the wrong guy this time.  Putin even lost it when some regional governor made “bunny ears” over his head during a photo op last year.

Attention Terrorsts:  Makes George Bush look like Santa Claus.  Also makes the last year’s worth of GQ and Men’s Health cover models look rather pathetic.

My elementary school principal, Mr. Shelest, was Russian and he had the exact same undershirt.  You could see it through his white shirts, every day.

 

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