German Chancellor Angela Merkel is said to be seriously annoyed that French President Nicolas Sarkozy d’Hotness can’t keep his mitts off her junk.
Says the UK Independent: “Chancellor Merkel is said to fear that M. Sarkozy wants to create a protectionist European Union, and maybe a protectionist France. On a more personal level, she is said to have been irritated by his insistence on kissing and touching her in public.”
Finally…high-profile relationship drama with some freaking consequence! I’m going to name these two, Hollywood gossip style: Merkozy.
Hey, wanna make out in the back of an Airbus?”
Personally, this sexy hunk of Camembert had me at “I’m going to clean up the rabble in these neighbourhoods with a Karcher (brand of pressure washer).” I wouldn’t normally take another chick’s hand-me-downs, but in this case…YES, PLEASE!
The G8 fraternity can’t get enough of their girl:
Hey, I just paid $75 for that kind of treatment at a spa in Chelsea. What’s the problem, girlfriend? Then again, I come from a province whose Lieutenant-Governor (aka representative of the Queen) had her butt grabbed by the Prime Minister of Canada — and then grabbed his right back. So hey, what do I know?
But will the triangle create tension between the two world leaders? While they fiddle with their missiles and big red buttons, are they both secretly thinking of their favourite girl?