Introducing the new Prime Minister of Australia
This guy in the above photo wasn’t actually elected Prime Minister of Australia in this past weekend’s election, but he may as well have been. Proving that they’re apparently intent on following the same slippery slope as Mother England (where even the Tory candidate is essentially a liberal), voters opted for a candidate whose primary campaign issue is to fight global warming.
Why didn’t he just campaign on the promise to end rainfall during the summer holiday season? It’s about as feasible.
These man-made global warming wackos remind me of something my sister and I used to do while growing up. Whenever we got onto an escalator (at the mall, or whatever), we’d run to the top and pull REALLY HARD on the moving handrail, thinking that it would cause the escalator to speed up. We were absolutely convinced that we were causing that thing to move faster — much like Al Gore and this new Australian PMidiot think they’re going to save the world from itself.
Except that we outgrew that nonsense at age 7 or so. What’s their excuse?