Global warming, as imagined by UN Chief Ban Ki-Moon
Even the Pope has had it with these clowns — and he’s as hip as they get (he wears red Prada shoes).
I saw Ban once in NYC, as I was coming out of my old gym (the craptacular Bally Total Fitness in Worldwide Plaza). How did I know it was him? Because Mr. Environment saw fit to bring an entire enviro-murdering/baby-killing/etc. motorcade with him to the restaurant. If security was really his goal, he should have just hopped on a bike — I can guarantee that no one would have recognized him.